What Vague and Chaste Slavery

"At last, I was just like everyone else! I wouldn't have to kill anyone again!" - Barack Obama, 2013

"We just reached the debt limit, soon we'll reach the sex limit, then the fear limit, then the bacon limit!" - Sen. Rand Paul

"Black women are the new spaceshuttle!" - Newt Gin Ginch

"Dear Judge: Baby, we've got to fuck. If you can't see that, then I can't help you." - Eric Holder

"I can't walk with a woman by my side." - Sen. Harry Reid

"I feel like an emotional tourist." - Mitt Romney

"I ate my horse." - Sen. Saxby Chambliss

Amtrak Security porn on the TV
Trains wheels save tight, college-bound legs from wear
Penn Station is the best basement ever
- Joe Biden

"While this Blog still posts, the true Hate shall not vanish from the Earth." - POTUS Barack Hussein Obama II, the Spider Memorial