Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Death Events and Fear Polyps

"The constant and fierce stimulation of youth and college is giving way to the horrible reality that we live for decades" - Saif al-Islam Qaddafi

"Shut the blinds! Fill the stadiums! Play surf music till there is Order!" - Bashar al-Assad

"I am the World Cup!" - Colonel Qaddafi's last speech

"I am the Mahdi revealed post-VE Day and pre-VD Day!" - Mohammad Ali Jafari

"You have to explicitly invoke your right to silence or special forces can kill you." - Justice Antonin Scalia

"If I could destroy one thing about human nature, it would be love." - Michelle Obama

"Bin Laden died in a VW bus accident in Kandahar, Phil Lesh of the Grateful Dead hit him, Graham Nash and David Crosby saw the whole thing!" - Phil Collins

"For every Trader Joe's built, twenty villages will die in India." - Samantha Power

"Ok, our energy policy is like driving the ball into the woods on the second shot of a par 4. We'll need to pursue alternatives carefully as we position our shot through the trees, and if we enact this agenda in 6 months we may yet make par, but if revolution breaks out in Saudi Arabia, we may be headed for a double bogey." - Tom Friedman on Energy, or is he really just talking about golf?

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