Sunday, May 8, 2011

Welcome to Freedome

"Keep a hateful dick!" - Margaret Thatcher

"I am Prince William!" - James Franco

"Your soul is a Bangkok shot glass!" - Australia to Guy Pearce

"Bambi was about me!" - Rob Lowe

"Mommy, I want my blanket." - POTUS Ronald Reagan reaching for the Nuclear Football in his sleep

"The Market is a better mother than Joan Crawford!" - Ayn Rand

"I am Neil Diamond's vocoder." - POTUS Jimmy Carter

"My sex is also a life raft!" - Tyler Perry

"Don't you get it?! We could fuck like this forever!" - Scrooge McDuck

"Truly this is as good as it gets!" - Jefferson Davis

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