Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Scatalogical Formalism

"My asshole is as soft as soy milk." - Tim Pawlenty

"My jizzum is pure steam, my blood, buttermilk!" - Rand Paul

"My sweat smells like elephant shit." - Paul Ryan

"My sperm count makes Detroit look like Miami." - Newt Gin-Ginch

"I could not help it, years of abuse turned my member sentient." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I shave my balls with duck demi-glace and blades of the finest obsidian." - Dominique Strauss-Khan

"You can't trust anything a black woman says." - Bernard Henri-Lévy

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