
“I must kill my body before it kills me!” - Lawrence Summers
"That vegan stuff is poison, it makes your shit self-aware!" - Roger Ailes
"Gastropubs are the new gulag archipelago." - Vladimir Putin
"I've learned travel is a waste of money, food is meaningless, and alcohol resets every afternoon." - Michael Pollan
Maple syrup with tiger? What despotism.
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