Tuesday, May 17, 2011

We Are All Maria Shriver

"Female bodies are investment sites for affective capital. Breasts are not for baby's milk, but male emotions." - Donald Trump

"My politics are washed in the bodies of my women." - Thaksin Shinawatra

"My choice for VP will be the woman who will be my next wife." - Newt Gin Ginch

"Where's my gas mask, you slough heap?" - Nikki Haley

"I do love a good gurgle." - Rick Santorum on torture and intimacy

"Godly sex should sound like wrapping a cold fish in newspaper." - Mitt Romney

"The People can shave my balls with duck demi-glace and a blade of the finest obsidian." - Harold Ford, Jr.
Q: What kind of "socialist" would head the IMF?
A: A rapist.

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