"Humanitarian aid fulfills every redblooded Frenchman's innate, racial desire to keep Africans as pets." - Bernard Kouchner
"Am I saying that this little girl should die? Yes, absolutely." - Bill Clinton, on his opposition to humanitarian aid
"I tell you this not to disillusion you, but to prepare you, to inform you of what you must become if you are to make of this weary life one as may rightly be called ‘worth living’. For every coward in this world, for every swine, there is another coward, another swine. For any person of any talent, any person of any potential worth whatsoever-—as I am to assume each of you are—-there is no one. You are utterly alone." - Margaret Thatcher, commencement speech at All Souls College, Oxford, 1985
"My body is a prison." - Margaret Thatcher, 2010
"Dad, stop!" - Mackenzie Philips
"Dad, stop!" - John Philips
"You know, if you really want to challenge yourself, you'll make a post that only says nice things." - The Editors