Q: Why do anything?
A: 1) Self-interest. 2) For the hell of it.
Q: What is it that the Whites most love and most fear?
A: Scarcity.
Q: Let's talk about women.
A: I'd rather not.
Q: Who controls whether my love is real?
A: Tyroogle. (The Tyrant Cardinal Google)
Q: How does the Federal Reserve balance her books?
A: Lust.
Q: What is the secret to Blues Happiness?
A: Lecherous ramblin' ease.
Q: Whither communism?
A: Capitalism.
