"If you like your Ancien Régime - you can keep it!" - Louis XV Obama
"Nobody messes with Joe!" - Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette Obama
"We guillotined some folks." - Robespierre Obama
"Hisss!" - Spider Obama
"We drowned some folks in the River of Nantes." - Jean-Baptiste Carrier Obama
"I can decide the fates of men." - Alex Trebek to Law School Jeopardy Semi-Finalist Barack Obama
"EXECUTE." - Cyber Rex Obama Mark 3
"We broke some folks on the wheel and issued lettres de cachet to their pamphleteer children." - Louis Obama XVI
"Maybe podcast with your wife sometimes." - Obama gives relationship advice to Pod Save America
"Ehhh. Ugh. Come on. Really?!" - MacMillan rejecting Bill O'Reilly's book proposal for Killing Obama
"You want to hear some really crazy fucked up shit?" - Ammianus Marcellinus explains the Late Roman Empire to you
"It's our nature." - Scorpion Obama to the Frog
"You did what?" - Joe Biden and presumably the State Dept.
"Nice." - The National Security Council
"We killed some folks who were our son." - Ivan Obama the Terrible
"Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Michael Caine after setting the entire set of Hannah and Her Sisters aflame with an arrant cig left in Barbara Hershey's hair
"We're not so different you and I."
"Except for the ritual murder..."
"Haw haw haw!" - Obama and Q playing golf in Martha's Vineyard
"I think I want to go back to college." - To Michelle
"I've seen things you folks wouldn't believe. Uh...attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Oahu. To be clear, I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Hyde Park. All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears in the rain. Time to vote." - Roy Batty Obama
