Sunday, October 24, 2010

United States Deptartment of Energy 2011 National Science Bowl

Q: Why do anything?
A: 1) Self-interest. 2) For the hell of it.

Q: What is it that the Whites most love and most fear?
A: Scarcity.

Q: Let's talk about women.
A: I'd rather not.

Q: Who controls whether my love is real?
A: Tyroogle. (The Tyrant Cardinal Google)

Q: How does the Federal Reserve balance her books?
A: Lust.

Q: What is the secret to Blues Happiness?
A: Lecherous ramblin' ease.

Q: Whither communism?
A: Capitalism.

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