Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Take Me To The Sick Ass

"He said that if I had played Jesus he would've taken me to the sick ass!" - Danny Glover on Mel Gibson

"Fuck yes! I am the damn light!!!" - Michele Bachmann, at the sick ass

"Dear Kids: Sex is anything; don't." - Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Colin Firth is fucking indestructible." - Syphilis

"I am Nicholas Cage!" - Charlie Sheen

"I am Charlie Sheen!" - Muammar el-Qaddafi
Q: Can I take a shit at the sick ass?
A: Once you get to the sick ass, you'll never even have to shit again.

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