Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Fan Letters of Last Resort

"Yes, I also read The New York Times." - a weary Roger Cohen, asked whether he likes the blog

"I know this is difficult for you. You're goddam red button pushing Americans." - Robert Gates to the Editors

"Maybe what this country needs is a good outbreak of a real epidemic that will miraculously spare me and everyone I care about." - an Editor blind on absinthe

"I'm free! Free as the colonel!" - an Editor, bayoneted from behind

"Your willful acts are impotent but not meaningless, and your lives just more evidence against this decadent society." - Jimmy Carter

"I don't care if we never monetize this blog through Facebook or pornography! Sky Briggs is real to me! I believe!!!" - The Editors

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