Monday, March 21, 2011

Ishtar In Jerusalem

"Paul Newman was a hell of a Jew." - Todd Palin

"Schedule a meeting with her immediately!" - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, on hearing

"Are those fireworks? How nice!" - Sarah Palin

"You are everything that I dream of combined with hummus from Tel Aviv." - Avigdor Lieberman

"You're socialists?!" - Sarah Palin

"Call Mr. Abbas immediately, we are without hope." - Benjamin Netanyahu

"But for all this shit that visit would have been mine!" - Col. Q.

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