Thursday, March 31, 2011

I Feel As Bad As I Look

"I understand that you are also into pros." - Sean Bean

"Being beautiful is a curse because if you're a woman then it turns you into an object and if you're a man then you'll probably turn into an asshole." - Roger Ebert

"I work hard for this body!" - Donald Trump on his wife

"I used to do a lot of books about older men finding redemption in young, climaxing vaginas but then I realized that that was essentially a form of slavery." - Philip Roth

"If you don't touch me then somebody you love will." - Jeff Immelt

"I hear you have to do it with two of them, that's why it usually doesn't work" - Julian Assange on whether having sex with a virgin cures AIDS

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