"Engaged? To a damn commoner?" - Winston Churchill in Hell
"I am gunpowder and the last of Arthur's seed on earth!" - Prince Harry before his execution in the Tower of London, Wedding Day
"Oy there gal, get me a packet of crisps and a pint of bitter, you dizzy piece." - Prince Charles to the Bride
"Are people really that stupid or am I just an asshole?" - Robert Gibbs at the Royal Wedding
"I personally requested that Her Majesty pay for a symbolic wedding for Jesus and I, but she refused." - Tony Blair
"Our marriage won't be yours and mum's! Our love is as real as my military service in Afghanistan!" - Lieutenant His Royal Highness William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor of Wales, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter
"The wedding was gorgeous but the divorce was divine." - Kate Middleton
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