Friday, November 26, 2010

Feargiving, Thankstaking

"Happy Thanksgiving!"
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
- John Wayne to Chief Dan George

"Only a parasite would refuse In-N-Out Burger." - Ayn Rand

"My shit is flat!" - Tom Friedman

"In honor of our savage conquest of the unyielding Rebel, this day shall be for ever known as Thanksgiving. All Americans of like Virtue shall gather on this day and the entrails and blood of Virginia shall be their succor." - Abraham Lincoln

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