"It's hard for me to accept that its over, and harder still to accept that its not." - Qadaffi on the Lockerbie bombing
"I'm Amtraking it. No way I'll condescend to this Epcot Center Rape Pagoda bullshit. You want some goddam Jamaican to jerk your chicken every time you fly out of JFK?!"
"I'm not worried, my dick looks like a tea party."
- Joe Biden and Colin Powell
"Touch me!" - Dan Quayle
"They tell me national security can never be guaranteed by security measures, only by political ones. I know these are supposed to be words of reason, but the thought just makes my dick harder." - Janet Napolitano
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