Monday, August 13, 2012

What Is Your Solution to Poverty?

"War." - FDR

"Gardening." - Michelle Obama

"Higher incarceration rates." - Mayor Ray Kelly

"The same as my solution to AIDS." - Joseph Ratzinger

"The Great Wyrm." - Nancy Reagan

"Soylent Green." - Paul Ryan

"Whatever is most patronizing." - Elizabeth Warren

"Me." - Bono

"Haw haw haw! Jay, get this asshole out of here." - Barack Obama

"Well, I guess we should redistribute the wealth, starting with the land, rebuild the country from the ground up. I don't know. 'Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.'" - George W. Bush, ruefully surveying Prairie Chapel Ranch at night

"What exactly is the problem?" - David Cameron

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