"Gardening." - Michelle Obama
"Higher incarceration rates." - Mayor Ray Kelly
"The same as my solution to AIDS." - Joseph Ratzinger
"The Great Wyrm." - Nancy Reagan
"Soylent Green." - Paul Ryan
"Whatever is most patronizing." - Elizabeth Warren
"Me." - Bono
"Haw haw haw! Jay, get this asshole out of here." - Barack Obama
"Well, I guess we should redistribute the wealth, starting with the land, rebuild the country from the ground up. I don't know. 'Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains.'" - George W. Bush, ruefully surveying Prairie Chapel Ranch at night
"What exactly is the problem?" - David Cameron
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