Saturday, August 11, 2012

How Do You Like Your Kool-Aid?

"Marketed as fruit juice." - New York Times

"On a silver platter." - Wall Street Journal

"Cut with champagne." - Financial Times

"Cut with insulin." - FOX News

"Mixed with methanol, ethylene glycol, diesel, naphthalene, xylene, hydrogen chloride, toluene, ethylbenzene, diethanolamine, formaldehyde, sulfuric acid, thiourea, benzyl chloride, cumene, nitrolotracetic acid, dimethyl formamide, phenol, benzene, di(2-ethylhexyl)phthalate, acrylamide, hydrogen fluouride, phthalic anhydride, acetaldehyde, acetophenone, copper, ethylene oxide, lead, prpylene oxide, and p-xylene." - T. Boone Pickens

"Brought to me by VISA." - an Olympics fan

"Via intravenous drip." - CNN

"Blue." - Huffington Post

"Red." - Revolutionary Communist Party USA

"Green." - California

"Sour." - Democracy Now!

"Black." - the Editors

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