Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Marquee Moon

"A real affable set there, Johnny."
"Sure was, Ed."
"He's a fine young comic, shows a lot of talent and future."
"Sure does Ed. That's why I want to fucking cut him. Cut him! Get out!!! Everyone the hell out!!!"
"God..the swelling..." - Jay Leno

"My success, if you can call it that, is due to the fact that I know it's all about the ass." - Letterman

"I won't fucking go on without a gun!" - Katie Couric at CBS 2006

"Just glue it like a fucking Van Dyke Jesus Christ!" - Dick Van Dyke helping his daughter on her school project after two bottles of champagne, 1973

"Yo, yo, maybe Herzen was Mark Twain, yeah..." - Cornell West on Real Time with Bill Maher

"No, no, there will never be sex again, that light has gone out of this universe." - Conan

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