Hate Fucking

"I've never fucked this way before!" - Al Gore to Ai Toyon

"If we don't fuck right now I'll rob every bank in this city!" - Burt Reynolds

"Why, I've never fucked in a bathtub of salt before." - Mitt Romney

"If we don't fuck right now, then what kind of message are we sending to all the other Arab dictators?" - Nick Clegg

"Grownups can fuck in the woods, on the toilet, everywhere!" - a young Bill Clinton

"I can't keep fucking like this for much longer!" - James Cameron through an oxygen mask at 40,000ft

Q: Should we fuck?
A: We should fuck!!!