Tuesday, April 5, 2011

I Fuck Sea Monsters And Death Hags For Breakfast

"My dick is beet red!" - Saif al-Islam Gaddafi

"Am I not a sultan? Shall I not have all—all—that I desire?" - Mike Huckabee

"Suck on yer sister's tits! Take a roll in the hay with your cousin!" - Newt Gin-Ginch

"I want to be a female sports reporter!" - Mike Bloomberg

"My body is a cage." - Bob Costas

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