Hemorrhoids of the Mind

"Hommelette I am your friar's skillet." - James Joyce, on abortion

"O, Time, destroyer, carry me on! Hasten me towards Death! Life is a suicide mission." - Vladimir Putin

"Do not drink of the poisoned cup of Youth." - Silverio Berlusconi

"Cocaine is the Thanksgiving Day of drugs" - Pierce Brosnan

"You can't catch me! Watch as I drink all the King's wine and fuck the Queen's swan!" - Erasmus