"Eleanor, whip my back with the flail!!!" - FDR
"I don't believe in ghosts or the afterlife, but I want my body wrapped in the thickest industrial foil." - Gerald Ford
"Whoooo! I'm a Train! I'm a Submarine!" - Tony Judt's ghost
"We saw a bright light in the sky and heard strange tongues from beyond. So I told Nancy I'd take her off the Red List if she'd sleep with me. And, reader, she did." - Ronald Reagan
"Give me my laser rifle, boy! These lizard bastards seek cruel death, and by Golgotha they shall have it!" - Gustavus Adolphus in the 23rd Century
"Now I must sleep. I charge you with the protectorship of the Republic. Murder me in my restfulness before I am transformed. Nothing can stop me once I've turned Beast." - Fidel Castro to his shoe boy Panchito, October, 1962
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