New York Is the Moscow of My Heart

"There are no poor people in New York." - Michael Bloomberg

"There is no such thing as looting." - Ed Koch

"I'm just a humble servant of misallocated capital." - Cathie Black

"I offer Mr. Assange permanent sanctuary in the gleaming luxury towers of the new Atlantic Yards (which are Russian territory, after all), as well as all the compliant, tight-lipped whores that my colleague Mr. Prokhorov's checkbook can supply." - Bruce Ratner