Tuesday, December 28, 2010

New York Is the Moscow of My Heart

"There are no poor people in New York." - Michael Bloomberg

"There is no such thing as looting." - Ed Koch

"I'm just a humble servant of misallocated capital." - Cathie Black

"I offer Mr. Assange permanent sanctuary in the gleaming luxury towers of the new Atlantic Yards (which are Russian territory, after all), as well as all the compliant, tight-lipped whores that my colleague Mr. Prokhorov's checkbook can supply." - Bruce Ratner


  1. Doesn't Marxism have something to do with the working class?

  2. This post is the most invasive on the blog. Can't wait til it's off the first page. idi k'chort tu!