Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Free Assange


"It wasn't rape-rape."  - Whoopi Goldberg

"Abloo-bloo-bloo!  Ablargh!  Ragdabloogadee!"  - Glenn Greenwald

"We've found the most effective strategy is pouring hot wax on our testicles" - Harper's Editorial Staff

"Who the hell is Julian Assange?  And where the fuck are my poodle-skin slippers?"  - Vladimir Putin

"I long to strike wildly at his body until my hands are warm and wet." - Sen. Mitch McConnell on Julian Assange

"Don't feel too sorry for him. You can still run websites and fuck whores in Swedish prisons." - Angela Merkel

"I haven't had a hard-on this big in years." - Dick Cheney

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