"We don't know how he got access to a camera, but it seems despite our best efforts Mr. Assange has released a rape-themed sex tape from the confines of his London prison cell." - Leon Panetta Director, Central Intelligence Agency
"Twat." - John Lennon
"Now that they've got Assange, Public Enemy number one - THE MOON." - Michael Bay
"Assange was an inside job." - Willie Nelson
"Yeah... I gave Iran a space laser, so what? I'm Sir Richard fucking Branson." - Sir Richard Branson
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