Wednesday, December 8, 2010

FREE ASSANGE, Part 4: Celebrity Edition

"We don't know how he got access to a camera, but it seems despite our best efforts Mr. Assange has released a rape-themed sex tape from the confines of his London prison cell." - Leon Panetta Director, Central Intelligence Agency

"Twat." - John Lennon

"Now that they've got Assange, Public Enemy number one - THE MOON." - Michael Bay

"Assange was an inside job." - Willie Nelson

"Yeah... I gave Iran a space laser, so what? I'm Sir Richard fucking Branson." - Sir Richard Branson

"Mommy, I dreamt there was an Assange in my closet again..." - Justin Bieber

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