Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Haikus After Mitt Romney

One's losses, my gains
Wealth: a mandate from Heaven
Bain: Cain rebranded

Gild our loose borders
Stockpile all precious metals
The poor are heathens

Securitized sins
Speculative salvation
We're doing God's work

The first shall be first
Rich men own the needle's eye
Christ as consultant

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