Saturday, February 18, 2012

The Love System

Archbishop Dolan to Be Promoted to Cardinal at Bain Catholic

"Pull out? Not a chance." - Rob Lowe

"I don't know, I'm just worried we're too cock oriented."
"Cock oriented? This isn't just about Party Cock or yours or mine, damn it, John, this is about Every Cock." - John Boehner and Eric Cantor, Strategy Session

"Now if a parent somehow impregnates their child, that's just not the state's business." - Justice Samuel Alito to a public commode, Venice Beach

"We're all Catholic now!" - Older Unattractive White Men

"If only they made a Pill that could have stopped President Kennedy's roving hands." - an entire retired Brookline typing pool

"Contraception? Why, I just married an old rich man." - Wendi Deng

"We're at an important moment right now, we have to talk about our economic future, not divisive social issues."
"In a time of duress the issues of the day must be discussed with unceasing severity. You want to brush so-called 'social issues' under the table, while We are experiencing full scale and conspiratorial demasculization at an unprecedented rate. You weakly crow about economic issues, Governor, but my prescription is unitary. A license to female eroticisim degrades manufacturing, it degrades our men, and it degrades our souls!"
- Willard Romney and Rick 'the Dick' Santorum, the Sauna Debate

"Shouldn't we at least have a woman in this damn conversation?"
"No it isn't about that! It's about Freedom, they've been free enough. As a Catholic, Chris, I don't believe in or follow the Chruch's doctrine at all, but that doesn't mean I want to see it attacked."
- a sheepish Chris Matthews with E.J. Dionne, 'liberal'