"Yeah it's good to be alive, but that doesn't mean the sum of life is not misery." - John Boehner
"Why can't we all just get along and kill the bums?" - Mitch McConnell
"Nothing is as dehumanizing as a 3pm visit to the men's room."
- Barack Obama, taking a break from the budget talks
"Don't even fucking touch me."
- Tim Geithner to his wife, August 1, 2011
"College degrees are but merit badges of precarity." - James Franco
, urging Obama to cut all Direct Federal Loans for humanities majors
"Now we know that the Republican Party is nothing more than a plutocratic condom and nothing less than a psychological profile. I'll have that appletini with the Metamucil and Soma, please." - Nancy Pelosi having drinks with Mayor Emanuel, The Platinum Elephant Room, Scores, Ibiza
"Hate yourself for who you are, love yourself for who you are not." - Barack Obama to John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi at the Budget Steambath Summit, Buckstaff Baths, Hot Springs, AR
"Am I Prince Hal or merely Beatrice?" - Eric Cantor to Kevin McCarthy, the Tea-Dome of Deaths Past
"Damn it, what are you afraid of?! Let me inside your heart! I'll goddam tear it out! I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING LIVER! AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" - House Minority Whip Rep. Steny Hoyer to Dennis Kucinich, the Congressional Cafeteria
"People of America: Death is not the end." - Wen Jiabao
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