Fuck David Bromwhich

"Oh yeah, which one, 'Bromwich Knows Best?'" - Barack Obama, asked if he's read Bromwich's latest in the LRB

"Glenn Greenwald should really get more credit for not being David Bromwhich." - Glenn Greenwald

"Contempt is the lesson that can always be retaught." - Ronald Reagan gripping Gary Coleman by the throat, Oval Office 1983

"Aw, don't be so hard on him. We all of us have a Bromwich in us: smug, knowing, and inexplicably bad at writing given our profession." - David Brooks

"I don't know. If we mock him, how will we ever get high level intern posts at major publications?" - The Editors