Tuesday, June 7, 2011

What You're Really Like

"You're like John Wilkes Booth: a Romantic in a world of Industry." - Hugh Hefner to his dog Labia

"If you have to go to another country to obtain medical treatment, you do not deserve to rule." - Jean-Bertrand Aristide

"Tyler Perry is a Tom." - Martin Scorcese

"Brown is the new Barnard." - Judith Butler

"The Police are sovereign." - Samuel Alito

"God, your horrible eyes are sick with drink." - Joan Collins to Judy Garland

"Interns are pre-emptive scabs." - Jon Stewart

"Truly, the 21st century offers everything but class consciousness." - Michelle Obama

"White people love walking around with clear plastic cups." - Michelle Williams

"'Sculpture' is what you call statues that suck." - Ai Weiwei

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