In the Realm of the Census

Training:

"Just tell them the census is the list of who goes to heaven."

"Money cannot be defeated except by blood. Lipids won't do the job!"

"Don't procrastinate, transfenestrate!"

"The immortality of the Master is proportional to the innocence of his creatures."


In the field:

"Marx just didn’t get it, and neither do you."

"I don't have to do that."
"Actually, sir, yes you do. It's federal law."
"I'm good."

"Throw that boy a bottle or he's bound to turn loose on the women!"

"Come back soon, hipster scum."