"Acting is its own form of jihad." - Rob Lowe
"Heady shit, man, heady shit." - Donald Rumsfeld hoofing paint
"Put out the fire, my love: the War on Terror is over." - Rob Lowe
"The team consisted of Solid Snake, Hunter S. Thompson, Stanley McChrystal, and a case of Bud Light Lime." - Admiral Mike Mullen
"My nipples are perfectly balanced between patriotism and evil." - Rob Lowe
"Should he be tried in space?" - Jeffrey Toobin
"My face is counter-terrorism." - Rob Lowe
"Who's house is that?""Obama's job is done, now I shall be First Lady." - Rob Lowe
"Why that's Osama bin Laden's house, go ahead and knock, he loves visitors!"
"When our nation secures such great victories I prefer not to gloat. I just enjoy a simple dinner of blood and cod." - Karl Rove
"The future is wet." - Robe Lowe
"Why would we give a shit?" - China
"As a reward for their daring, I will kiss each of the Navy Seals once, for 25 seconds." - Rob Lowe
"I find this all very tasteless." - Oscar Wilde
