So I woke up and this shitty program called 'Ghost Lab' was on

It's about ghost hunting. Anyways, there's this gentleman with a Southern accent searching for the ghost of John Wilkes Booth in some decrepit building with only a flash light as the source of light. In order to provoke the ghost, he starts screaming shit like "You killed our greatest champion", "You have betrayed the very things that made us great", "You were a fool and an obscenity against this country". In a Southern accent, self guided by his own light, stumbling through a burnt out saloon.

- Kostrzewa, guest contributor