Patrick: I'll kill all of you...
til the break of dawn!!!!
Sent at 10:34 PM on Monday
me: haha
goddammit my phone is fucked
Patrick: nandaio!
me: spilled a little bit of water [sic*actually it really was au jus. I can admit that now*] and it showed some bad signs
fuck
Patrick: yeesh yeah these things are disappointingly fragile
me: i ripped it apart to dry it off
Patrick: hmm opening it up might not be good mojo
it may void your warranty
me: nah it's fine
they can't tell
Patrick: there are places in NYC which can fix these evil phones though besides mac
me: plus there is no goddamn warranty
yeah good call i shouldnt go to apple
that'd be like telling your teacher you ran over your neighbor's kid
Patrick: there was some place in midtown i heard was good
haha
me: what place?
Patrick: hahaha
put that on the blog oy
me: ha there's no goddamn context!
the blog needs fucking context!!
Patrick: hahah
what context should we provide?
me: i dunno man i'm all shook up
i just lost some money and they tell me that's a bad thing in this world
Patrick: hahahaha
Sent at 10:41 PM on Monday
me: well i'll blog the conversation then
me: well i'll blog the conversation then
Patrick: haha very good
feel free to edit it at will
me: doing it
Sent at 11:13 PM on Monday
me: ha i just made one correction to it
Sent at 11:20 PM on Monday
Patrick: haha
me: pretty dumb but
i mean, it's an audience of pat, right?
Patrick: nah nah both of my roommates, my friend ryan, and my friend billy are regular readers
me: oh cool
Patrick: my friends like our stuff, your minaret articles were a big hit
me: ha
Patrick: i've also gotten some good feedback about how the blog is a weird mixture of 'serious' longer pieces and short haiku's of hate
though some context might indeed be good
man you should add all this to the entry
only edit it to make me sound even more fatuous and awful
"i'm a really good writer"
me: hahah
Patrick: that's why i liked your minaret photo so much, no hate is complete without self-hate
Sent at 11:31 PM on Monday
me: what do you mean the photo?
the second post?
ohhhh
nvm
Patrick: no of you at the statue with that scowl on your face
me: haha yeah
Sent at 11:33 PM on Monday
me: ha maybe i should put all of this in
Sent at 11:34 PM on Monday
Patrick: i think that's probably a great idea
Sent at 11:50 PM on Monday
me: ok i'm doing it
Patrick: haha all right
me: any last thoughts you want to include?
Patrick: nah do your worst
Sent at 11:53 PM on Monday
In the world of dialogue au jus is the new hemlock.
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