"Youth is almost over and nothing good has happened yet." - Natalie Portman
"I'm only twenty-five! My body shouldn't be like this!"
"Don't worry we'll get you off your hick couch and back in the ring."
- the Editors
"All that youth-is-health shit is a myth. This whole society is glucose ridden and sweating abnormally." - Vice Admiral Regina M. Benjamin
"My body is an abandoned wonderland." - Dominique Strauss-Kahn
"Why shave when you could be hideous?" - Bill Richardson
"Fuck, the doctors says I have to replace beef in my diet with salmon, and beer with red wine! The cycle of decadence never ends!" - Rob Lowe
