Saturday, February 27, 2010

Red Words From the Little Black Book

I'll support this Lady Gaga if it's what the people want. - Sen. Scott Brown

Sure my constituents were upset when I killed the public option, but I was promised 30 years of margarine and I will have it if I have to walk over a river of boys. - Joe Lieberman

Moose! Indians! - Jimmy Carter on his deathbed

"Nothing in the world is desirable, yet everything is so bitterly fought over." Even Markel on the BBC television series The Office

Why let a secret prison go to waste? - Pres. Barack Obama

No Hungarian will ever truly be happy! - Bela Tarr

I will flesh search all the communists!- Sen. Joseph McCarthy

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. - Jay Leno

2 comments:

  1. "Fuck, he misspelled my name. I hate it when people misspell my name." - Evan Markel

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  2. I'm not sure who this "Evan Markel" is but Mr. Merkel is the finest boss since Andrew Carnegie.

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