Sunrise as Comedy [by David Kalat] - *June 11th: The following text was written by film critic and historian David Kalat on the occasion of this year’s F.W. Murnau retrospective at the Brazi...
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Q: There are three superstitious words in the following sentence: "If one of these candidates wins, the world will get worse." What are the superstitious words?"They're so perfect! But how do I know they're the same dollar bills?!?!" - Rex Sinquefield feverishly recounting his money every night
A: "Wins," "world," and "worse."
Romney Urges Cautious Tone with Portal Emissary"Five Hour Energy is fucking holy and a sacrament." - Romulus banishes Tagg from the Suite
Biden Challenges Ryan to Trial By Cobra"Congressman Ryan, are those leg warmers?"
Neither sound nor sight"I'm so fucking hungry! I've been unemployed for three fucking years! Thank God we don't have nuclear weapons!" - the Dream Iranian
Such a sacred atmosphere
In the no-fly zone
- Gen. Stanley DarkChrystal, Western Chinese Robot Autonomous Region