Sunrise as Comedy [by David Kalat] - *June 11th: The following text was written by film critic and historian David Kalat on the occasion of this year’s F.W. Murnau retrospective at the Brazi...
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O look, my Self-Regard runneth over!"There is no Garbo, there is no Dietrich, there is only Louise Brooks!" - Henri Langlois
Shall I give the Thorn of Pity to the
Pig or to the Wretch?
Nation Runs Back to Kanye like Rihanna to Chris Brown"Comparing an artist to Andy Warhol is like finishing a game of pool in which some one has already sunk the eight-ball." - Andy Warhol
- USA Today
"There's a strange footnote in that case where Justice Thomas admits perjury.""Supreme Court transcripts are hilarious. Those people really need to go to the guillotine." -Former Solicitor General Ted Olson
"Bush v. Gore"
- Charlie Rose to Jeffrey Rosen
Q: What did the foetus say to the teen mother?"I set my law degree on fire to work for a comedy magazine!" - Editors of The Onion
A: Abort me.
Q: Why do anything?
A: 1) Self-interest. 2) For the hell of it.
Q: What is it that the Whites most love and most fear?
Q: Let's talk about women.
A: I'd rather not.
Q: Who controls whether my love is real?
A: Tyroogle. (The Tyrant Cardinal Google)
Q: How does the Federal Reserve balance her books?
Q: What is the secret to Blues Happiness?
A: Lecherous ramblin' ease.
Q: Whither communism?
Metal churns.- from Thirty Three Odes to a Canary by Sebastián Piñera
"Badfinger really fell apart when Lenin left."
"What the fuck is Badfinger?"
- George Harrison and John Lennon, 1992
Q: If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?"One man's limb-hacking is another man's Pilot Oil."
A: On fire.
Q: What does the future hold?
A: The Palestinians will win.