Sunrise as Comedy [by David Kalat] - *June 11th: The following text was written by film critic and historian David Kalat on the occasion of this year’s F.W. Murnau retrospective at the Brazi...
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Des Moines Overrun by Latin-Speaking Spiders After Gin-Ginch Rally"Capitalism, like faith, lifts us up from wretchedness to superior wretchedness." - Willard Romney
"Doctor, I'm done, I'm throwin' in the towel!""Jesus, my goddam skin itches, draw me another bath." - Mitch McConnell
"You're not dead yet, boy!"
"No, Doc, I don't want to live!"
"You ain't got a choice, boy!"
"No, Doc, no!"
"Yes, boy, yes! There's something worse than dyin', boy: you gotta keep livin'!"
- John Boehner performing surgery on a burn victim Eric Cantor
"But, Citizen Robespierre, the Revolution will eat it's own children!""What is there left to fuck?" - Schubert, upon hearing Beethoven's Late Quartets
"Baby wants to fuck!"