Sunrise as Comedy [by David Kalat] - *June 11th: The following text was written by film critic and historian David Kalat on the occasion of this year’s F.W. Murnau retrospective at the Brazi...
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Q: Why do we cry when we are happy?
A: Because we are strangers to happiness.
Justice Scalia Retires to Colonial Williamsburg"The DNA of every black man in the country shall be collected into a single serum, and I shall drink the serum." - Clarence Thomas
"Ride me on the shores of La Jolla....""It is not the critic who counts. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause." - The Dynamo of Power, arraigned for animal cruelty
"Mitt? What is it honey?!"
"Nothing... go back to sleep!"
China Offers Internship to Tibet
Q: Why kill your children?
A: It's the only humane thing to do.