- Young Americans
"I've never seen a generation so worth Losing." - Eric Hobsbawm
“I love this company so much, I don’t deserve rights!” - a Noogler
“Our children must be the best educated in the world so that they are prepared for the New Slavery.” - Arne Duncan
"Ruthless competition is good in all things because I am Virtuous." - Joseph A. Craig High School Junior Class President for Life Paul Ryan
"There's a young person in all our hearts, and they crave a master."
- David Brooks
"Nothing grieves me more than being in touch with the youth." - David Bowie
"Fame is one long internship." - Morrissey
"Sorry, can't come to the party, doing unpaid overtime just coz, u know? Tweet me pics!" - The New York Times Presents: This Is 20-Something
“‘The thought of suicide gets one through many a bad night,’ says Nietzsche. But what if there are only bad nights?” - Lena Dunham
"Yeah so we hooked up and I made her do all this stuff and then I never called her again, and I thought, 'How can we make a business model out of this?'" - the inventor of the modern internship
"This is valuable time, and I'm not even getting paid for it! I could be working on my novel!" - Andrew Garfield in Oliver Stone's Intern Nation
"So, do literary magazines have interns?" - New York City Patrolmen's Benevolent Association President Pat Lynch
China Offers Internship to Tibet
"Why can't I be free!?"
"I'm sorry, wog. The good Lord gave your Agency to me."
- Arkansas, Castle Walmart
"I’ve been so depressed all day, but I won’t complain because whenever I do it feels like a lie." - Georgina Bloomberg
“Life is a battle against Circumstance for Honor.” - the Last Man... he died some time ago...
"This vacation is a pit." - Adorno
“Having a child shackles you, even more than to your family, to your job.” - Priscilla Zuckerberg
"Much of recent history consists of younger generations coming of age and suddenly realizing that they've been had: life isn't good and it was never going to be. They spend the rest of their lives making war on their elders and then defending themselves against the next generation. What's truly nihilistic is that so far no generation has ever had the resolve to strike the problem at its root." - Anton Webern, On Suicide
"All things tend towards the placidity of death. Why should we resist?"
- James Franco
Q: Why kill your children?
A: It's the only humane thing to do.