"How will the white flesh escape harm this week?" - the American filmgoer
“Used to be you had to see how bad life was for yourself. Now we've got the pictures." - Cary Grant burying a whore's body
"Bad as they are, we should really give movies more credit for not being television." - Lena Dunham
"One day I'll be an auteur and everyone will know my talent." - Brian DePalma to no one
"I walked out of a screening of Zardoz because the audience was being disrespectful." - Frederic Jameson
"Your bird there, why, she's very unusual."
"Yeah, from the islands! Haw haw haw!"
- Michael Caine and Albert Finney
"God, those tits are awesome, man." - Michelangelo to Boticelli
"It looks like we almost get to see Jennifer Lawrence's breasts in this movie!" - the Maxim reader discovers an ad for American Hustle
"The murder of Reeva Steenkamp is the truth of the lad's mag." - FHM
"A white man hitting his wife: now that's theater!" - Modernists
"Actually, I think of my works as comedies." - Strindberg strangling his wife
"To picture evil, make an evil picture." - Koji Wakamatsu
"What makes diners so sacred is that all the cooking is done by men. It's like Lawrence of Arabia." - Bill Clinton
"Man, this race music is hot!" - Macca
"I don't know it's a little lavish..."
"Aww bitch, money and drugs are always close at hand!"
- Sen. Howard Baker and Elton John, Atlanta Hilton 1973
"I'm afraid my Sega Genesis has come to life and wants to kill me." - Thom Yorke
"I did the soundtrack to all the Sonic games!" - Herbie Hancock
“I’m inside the jazz!” - Rahsaan Roland Kirk
“Chiming ATM’s have more fun.” – Brian Eno, the Danny Boyle of sound
“Nothing should make life more bearable.”
“Nothing should make life more bearable.”
– Adorno and Cioran deciding whether to destroy Eno’s entire discography or just everything since 1976
"I invented Daft Punk, man." - Neil Young drinks pure surgar cane ethanol while discussing Trans at an unlisted Tech Retreat, Marin County
"Nothing should ever be this damn smooth." - Adorno casts a copy of Coltrane and Hartman into the fireplace
"Not a just job. Just a job." - from Jean-Luc Godard's commercial for Volvo Dynamic Steering
"I'm so lost." - Jim Carey
"Be extremely handsome and try very hard." - Michael Fassbender on how to be an actor
“George. George, what is it.”
“I just want it to mean something.”
“What do you mean?”
“My life. This place. Other people. I don’t know.”
- George Clooney, staring off into space in South Sudan
“Protect the crop!” - Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar fights off meth zombies at the Bedtime for Bonzo Memorial Marihuana Gardens, Bohemian Grove
"I've discovered that the venomous species of spiders speak a more refined and entirely distinct speech from the non-venomous variety." - Van Gogh very loudly as he and Gaugin lie down to sleep, the apartment
"If I had known that all of Western Marxism would one day be nothing but a means to extend the consumption of commodities under the guise of critiquing them, I would have stuck to composing music no one listens to." - Adorno
"Why paint a picture when to drink is so much sweeter?" - Peter O'Toole
“In defeat, serenity.” - the Left
"Don't be a hick." - Stalin
