"In times of peace the warlike man attacks himself." - Eliot Spitzer
"What strange new hell is this?" - Barack Obama, 4 July 1998
Nation Runs Back to Kanye like Rihanna to Chris Brown"Comparing an artist to Andy Warhol is like finishing a game of pool in which some one has already sunk the eight-ball." - Andy Warhol
- USA Today
"There's a strange footnote in that case where Justice Thomas admits perjury.""Supreme Court transcripts are hilarious. Those people really need to go to the guillotine." -Former Solicitor General Ted Olson
"Bush v. Gore"
- Charlie Rose to Jeffrey Rosen
"It feels so good not to be a nigger any more." - Juan Williams
Q: What did the foetus say to the teen mother?"I set my law degree on fire to work for a comedy magazine!" - Editors of The Onion
A: Abort me.