"We are the Lost Battalion!"
- an army of NYC rats burns Toronto on the road to Sudbury
"You ever fucked on a sandbag bed?"
- Al Roker to a stranded Charlie Rose
Millions Feign Disappointment at Being Unable to Return to Work
"Evacuation is unpatriotic." - Wen Jiabao
Gears of Capital Grind to Halt, Manhattan at Mercy of Occupy
"In Bloomberg's New York, even the hurricanes arrive on time."
- an admiring David Brooks, Bloomberg's Ark
"Gov. Chris Christie has called for a 'Placating Sacrifice' of Bruce Springsteen to Sea and the Sleeping and Ceaseless One.'"
- Brett Baier, Atlantic City Whirlpool
Soaked New England Takes Drunken Swing at Mid-Atlantic
"I saw mounted police, thrown through the air like so many dandelions."
- Rutger Hauer on the Winds
"Distribute the horse meat to the poor!"
- Mayor Bloomberg's last order before the sinking of City Hall
