"I thought only liberals got in trouble for sex."
"Be my founding crime." - the proposal
"I'm sorry, sir, but the King's College doesn't appreciate this kind of negative publicity. As a Christian institution we find these matters are handled best when they are covered up for decades and disposed of with a large cash settlement." - Andy Mills
"These damn conservatives breed together!" - James Carville
"The successful polemicist wisely renders himself constitutionally incapable of Eros." - Michael Moore
"Who needs an analyst when Facebook does all the work for you?" - Theodor Reik