"He said that if I had played Jesus he would've taken me to the sick ass!" - Danny Glover on Mel Gibson
"Fuck yes! I am the damn light!!!" - Michele Bachmann, at the sick ass
"Dear Kids: Sex is anything; don't." - Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg
"Colin Firth is fucking indestructible." - Syphilis
"I am Nicholas Cage!" - Charlie Sheen
"I am Charlie Sheen!" - Muammar el-Qaddafi
Q: Can I take a shit at the sick ass?
A: Once you get to the sick ass, you'll never even have to shit again.