“Stop listening to me! Stop applauding!” - Jay Leno at the million man march, Cairo
"Palestinians need to read more Nietzsche." - Mahmoud Abbas, The Palestine Papers
"Pope Tyrannus would never have forgiven the Jews!" - Bishop Javier Echevarría Rodríguez
"The best way of making a nation content with its constitution is to rule autocratically and at the same time to govern in a republican manner, i.e. to govern in the spirit of republicanism and by analogy with it." - Jon Stewart to Prince Zeid bin Ra'ad al-Hussein
"Just fucking pay the teachers, fund the schools, and economically integrate them." - an exasperated Cathie Black
"Yo, I don't know what kind of trick ass mark tries to expound fighting words without citing the Supreme Court's express command in U.S. v. Stevens. 'Yo, ya wife is fat!!!!'""Counsel, what could you possibly cite to support such a proposition?"
"Well, your honor, I have this..."
Pandemonium breaks out in the court room as he unveils the Shroud of Mus'ab ibn 'Umair.