"I understand that you are also into pros." - Sean Bean
"Being beautiful is a curse because if you're a woman then it turns you into an object and if you're a man then you'll probably turn into an asshole." - Roger Ebert
"I work hard for this body!" - Donald Trump on his wife
"I used to do a lot of books about older men finding redemption in young, climaxing vaginas but then I realized that that was essentially a form of slavery." - Philip Roth
"If you don't touch me then somebody you love will." - Jeff Immelt
"I hear you have to do it with two of them, that's why it usually doesn't work" - Julian Assange on whether having sex with a virgin cures AIDS
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